Son, I found your fedora. At first I thought you were a brony and I was going to be very disappointed. But then I found your giant stash of checkered vans and hawaiian shirts. Ska punk forever, son. Ska punk forever.
me: *petting a cat* nice
cat: *bathes self where i touched it*
seeing your friends when you’re with a really cute person
I read the tweet, and then I read the username.